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Infinite Cat Gif

Wed, 15 May 2013 10:03:24 -0400

Infinite Cat Gif

The Cheapest Generation - The Atlantic

Fri, 10 May 2013 12:45:24 -0400

adambozarth:

Why Millennials aren’t buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy

HAHA NO MONAY!!!!!

Maybe our generation aren’t buying houses and cars because EVERYTHING IS SO FUCKED

You want us to actually talk to bank people and get home loans and auto loans? They are still fucking us! Any time I go into a bank, I feel disgusted. You want me to do MORE business with the who want to charge me 5 dollars for every single swipe of my debit card? Get fucked!

You think I’m gonna buy a car? A car? Where am I gonna get the money for a car and the insurance and the insurance against the insurance company if God forbid they decide to do the same things they did to the poor Fisher family and countless others? And fucking GAS? Are you crazy? The planet is dying, and you want me to buy gas at $FUCK.YOU/gallon?

In the past 5 years since the economy fell apart, we’ve been adapting. We’ve been listening to countless horror stories of those who made the risk. Those who saved and did it right, and still ended up with an inferior product with inferior service that RUINS YOUR LIFE. It’s not like ordering a pizza, and instead of sausage, you get cheese. It’s like ordering a pizza and then your credit is ruined and you are flat broke. The pains of acquisition aren’t worth it if it can all be taken away like a bureaucratic fart in the bathtub. It would be smarter to save our money for tickets to god-damn Mars than to invest in these hideous, broken systems.

We aren’t cheap. We fucking hate doing business with you people.

All these pieces on Millennials are so mired in confusion since we don’t even trust journalists any more. The news, our entire lives, has been scary. Think about being 8 and processing the deaths of abortion doctors or homegrown terrorism. Now try to process the news when every asshole on camera just lies. The news hasn’t had an ounce of truth in it for 10 years. Can you not understand how much we don’t trust anyone who is older than us? How can you trust anybody when the president and vice-president of the United States lied to the Secretary of State so they could START THE WRONG WAR!

Fucking seriously.

Also, that graphic? Is that what you think we all look like? Are you fucking kidding me, Atlantic?

I hope they never find out how to market to us. I hope we splinter so much that companies like Ford will have to make a decent product instead of asking the Vomit Spouts that created Jersey Shore how to create MORE fantasies about how great THINGS will make your life. We don’t attach to things because things break. We saw everything break.

But, that’s just me.

Another reblog of this amazing post for that new “Time” article! Millennial’s We so wacky!

via turdward – Start your Friday right: With a salacious dance...

Fri, 10 May 2013 10:59:29 -0400

via turdward – Start your Friday right: With a salacious dance performance by a dog.

My latest, greatest .gif.

Thu, 09 May 2013 19:16:54 -0400

My latest, greatest .gif.

via upstairsgallery: Dan “Dan the Man” Dan John Reynolds and...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:48:37 -0400

via upstairsgallery:

Dan “Dan the Man” Dan

John Reynolds and Zeph Michaels made this fucking thing. So good.

turdward: Tears. So many tears.

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 18:24:17 -0400

turdward:

Tears. So many tears.

I have no idea what this is, but when I saw the original .gif on...

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 14:24:27 -0400

I have no idea what this is, but when I saw the original .gif on Legospaceship I had to correct it.

“About 1 in 3 North American subway stops are in...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 10:27:34 -0400

“About 1 in 3 North American subway stops are in NYC.”

nevver:

Subways of North America

Lizz Winstead, master of the short-form interview.

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 11:40:02 -0400

Lizz Winstead, master of the short-form interview.

gapers: Sorry Mario, the Princess is on Another Train

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 11:31:27 -0400

gapers:

Sorry Mario, the Princess is on Another Train

brianjanosch: People are just the best, you know? Thank you,...

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:45:18 -0400

brianjanosch:

People are just the best, you know? Thank you, people.

(credit Anne Johnson with the find)

Verifying Social Media

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:18:53 -0400

Verifying Social Media:

Sorry, Tumblr. Posting to find later.

gapers: Wow, fantastic Chicago “gangland” map.

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 12:28:22 -0500

gapers:

Wow, fantastic Chicago “gangland” map.

windycity: How many Chicago neighborhoods can you name?

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 14:35:55 -0500

windycity:

How many Chicago neighborhoods can you name?

Chicago’s Annual Homicide Drive Off To Most Promising...

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 14:59:18 -0500

Chicago’s Annual Homicide Drive Off To Most Promising Start In Decades

kellyqehudson: READ MY ARTICLE YOU IDIOTS!

Wed, 23 Jan 2013 19:32:07 -0500

kellyqehudson:

READ MY ARTICLE YOU IDIOTS!

vesage: Kurt Vonnegut For Rollingstone NYC by Peter Yang

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 14:10:18 -0500

vesage:

Kurt Vonnegut

For Rollingstone

NYC

by Peter Yang

bestrooftalkever: mylifeasastickperson: Are we people looking...

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 21:57:38 -0500

bestrooftalkever:

mylifeasastickperson:

Are we people looking at a monkey trapped in Ikea, or is a monkey looking at us trapped in OUR LIVES!?

OH SHIT

"This column—nay, this entire website, this entire industry we call journalism—exists for one purpose..."

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 18:05:00 -0500

“This column—nay, this entire website, this entire industry we call journalism—exists for one purpose and one purpose only: to sell ads. Lots of ads. Big, stupid ads. Ads with loud videos that play when you run your mouse cursor over them. Ads with pictures of supermodels and bacon cheeseburgers and beer bottles dripping with condensation. Ads with huge fricking graphics of SUVs that “drive” across your screen as though you were living in some sort of damned nightmare world. In short, ads that will make poor, honest working saps like you—yes, you, reader—click on them so that The Onion can continue stocking the coffers and I can continue to send my kid through four years of Cornell’s hotel management school.”

- Nailed it. (via aldoushuxtable)

Hope we didn’t ruin the entire world for you.

theavc: It is important as a journalist to be objective, so let...

Fri, 09 Nov 2012 11:51:21 -0500

theavc:

It is important as a journalist to be objective, so let us say that this World War Z trailer looks objectively epic.

Yep.